nat wolff
pusskuits a demandé: complain about pom

bobby-love:

bobby-love:

ok porn is gross like ugh ugh softcore is ok or w/e but vaginas are gross nasty beef curtains and penises are like a dachshund puppy turned inside out so why would you want to look at those close up?? at least when a dick is inside you you don’t have to LOOK at it (i imagine) and ok the only porn i ever watched was the glee porn and i didn’t really watch it because it was traumatizing i just fast forwarded it and damn they take forever to come!!! i don’t know if it’s accurate but like 40 minutes straight of just thrusting sounds pretty damn boring to me

WAIT WAIT WAIT WHAT’S POM AND WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE PORN WHEN IT’S LOWERCASE WAHT HAVE I DONE

bobby-love:

goodnight i got my period today :)

spinoffitsaxis:

Alex Wolff: OMG Nat I’m so excited for this!!!!!!!
Nat Wolff: shut up or I won’t put the mic up your butt. 
Alex Wolff: I thought you liked that I’m loud. 
Nat Wolff: In the sack, yes, but there are people watching us right now. Look. 
Alex Wolff: Oh right….. 
Nat Wolff: Why do you look like you’re up to something?
Alex Wolff: I’m not up to anything, but my dick will be. 
Nat Wolff: Up to what?
Alex Wolff: Your butthole.
Nat Wolff: kinky. I like when you take charge. But only after i get to shove this mic inside you.
Alex: I wouldn’t have it any other way. ;)

spinoffitsaxis:

Alex Wolff: OMG Nat I’m so excited for this!!!!!!!

Nat Wolff: shut up or I won’t put the mic up your butt. 

Alex Wolff: I thought you liked that I’m loud. 

Nat Wolff: In the sack, yes, but there are people watching us right now. Look. 

Alex Wolff: Oh right….. 

Nat Wolff: Why do you look like you’re up to something?

Alex Wolff: I’m not up to anything, but my dick will be. 

Nat Wolff: Up to what?

Alex Wolff: Your butthole.

Nat Wolff: kinky. I like when you take charge. But only after i get to shove this mic inside you.

Alex: I wouldn’t have it any other way. ;)

bobby-love:

chocolateandbacon:

NO i need fanfiction now oh god what

fuck man what just happened

what u mean

why did i just do that

i think i’ll use this blog now

of course

of course

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